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A Jehovah's Witness: 'flatnose' is a medical condition caused by spending a lifetime of having front doors slammed in your face by annoyed householders.
"Don't answer the doorbell Jane, it'll be that pair of flatnoses I just saw knocking next door"
flatnose by British Atheist April 25, 2008
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flatoose • flatnose • flatnose music

flatnose music 

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Any music that is offensively loud with an excessive boom to it. Most generally played in a lac or Lincoln Clowncar rollin' roun' town wid a boomin system.
Son you are not a wigger, so please turn down that flatnose music.
flatnose music by Cyclops March 30, 2005
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flatnose

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Derogatory term for an indigenous African or person of African descent.
He stuffed it up in a way that only the flatnose can.
flatnose by Gadly February 18, 2008
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Flatnose

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Jumping and somehow breaking your nose, done in the pool, anywhere.
LOL! KRISSY YOU'RE A FLATNOSE
Flatnose by justinhahaahnamegobrrr September 17, 2020
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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