Footlexia

When your feet get the pedals mixed up when learning to drive a car

‘He used the accelerator instead of the brake - he had footlexia

Footlexia by Lady driver November 1, 2020

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footsexual

A pathetic person that is only attracted to and aroused by feet.

guy 1: bro, i don't even want sex or love anymore. i can only think about feet!
guy 2: yeah, you're probably footsexual.

footsexual by footsexual April 12, 2021

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Footlexia • footsexual • Fatlexia

Fatlexia

when you misread something and think it's about food

"Sorry I couldn't help you with that--I had 5 fires"
*Misread as fries. "You had fries?"
"No, I said Fires. Your fatlexia is acting up again."

Fatlexia by DJDiabla January 18, 2018

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Footsexual

Anyone with a foot kink this is your kind of sexual. When people ask what your sexuality is, make sure to reply with this. You might lose a few friends, but atleast your being honest

“Gosh I am so footsexual for Satan’s feet”

Footsexual by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021

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Footsexual

You're attracted to feet which is disgusting

Footsexual Is my sexuality.

Footsexual by SuperMarvinElias June 2, 2023

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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