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Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
gooned by nljames November 9, 2011
to be run over by a car
Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned
gooned by TheRevealer June 9, 2010
the state of being a goon (jeff)
John : bruh jeff you are such a goon. Get gooned.
Gooned by Goon the goon November 2, 2021
to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody
"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."
gooned by relaton November 8, 2017
Placing the map over the island fools lagoon form Sea Of Thieves as to call a person a "Gooner" as a practical joke or slur
I'm not checking the map table your just going to goon me!" Aha! Get GOONED!
Gooned by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021
to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)
wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.