Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

poofect by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

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poopfectionist

The complete opposite of a perfectionist.

Dan Angelucci thinks he's such a perfectionist, but really he's a poopfectionist.

poopfectionist by Truth Online February 20, 2011

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Poopfecta

The act of pooping, brushing your teeth, and surfing the internet on your mobile device.

This is the ultimate form of human multi-tasking.

Chad: Yo man, have you seen Tyrone around?
Willis: Nah man, he achieved the poopfecta, he has transcended us all.
Chad: Damn, that cuz is something else.

Poopfecta by Pus The Fifth August 14, 2014

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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