Covitician

A person who uses a virus, such as COVID-19, as a weapon against their political enemies. These people can range in reach from Joe Six-Pack shitposting on his Facebook wall from his local McDonald's in Little Rock, to members of congress.

Don't be a covitician, people.

Covitician by officialpyrocynical March 30, 2020

Covitarian 

Someone who can't just behave correctly in times of Covid19, but has to constantly tell others, especially in the social networks.

Karen made seven posts today on how to behave during the lockdown. She is such a covitarian.

Covitarian by hunge19 May 18, 2020

cootician 

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she asked her friend Jill for the name of a good cootician.

cootician by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

cootician 

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she visited her favorite cootician and opted for the Martini Glass.

cootician by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

Critician

A critical person.

I didn't know there were so many criticians until I started trying.

Critician by begli October 18, 2025