Mike Hike

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

Mike Hike by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020

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take a hike mike

Polite version of GTFO. Used to say someone to beat the outtahere. It's mostly used to tell someone that an affair or crush is over.

it has been good gal, but now let's take a hike mike.

take a hike mike by fmattos September 12, 2016

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take a hike mike

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

take a hike mike by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

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Tax Hike Mike

A nickname for the politician Mike Huckabee

Tax Hike Mike raised taxes again.

Tax Hike Mike by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface January 8, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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