Dothaning

When your oldest brother is visiting his mistress in Dothan, Alabama.

*You can turn any town into a verb.

"Where's Brandon for Christmas?" "He's Dothaning."

Dothaning by Tallie Whacker December 21, 2019

Dothing 

Pronounced doth-ing, it describes the act of attempting to convince others of a thought or feeling you have that actually, correctly or incorrectly, makes them think the exact opposite is true because you are incessently carrying on and on like an idiot. Taken from the the quotation "The lady doth protest too much, me thinks" from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet.

Her: Do you like my dress?
Me: Do I like it? No, I LOVE it! I love the color! I love the form! That's the best looking dress I've ever seen! Damn, that dress is awesome!

Her: You're dothing again, I can tell. So you hate it?

proclaim expression deceive

Dothing by Timberton November 24, 2015

Dolaning 

The art of looking at the man you want to be (success with career, ladies, people etc), giving a sidelong glance indicative of sexual desire and sly/malicious intent

"Tom was Dolaning Dickie from across the harbour, how could he get a girl like Marge. It was at that moment, Tom decided that he wanted Dickie's life and would do whatever it took"

Except from Talented Mr Ripley.

Dolaning by Cottam November 4, 2012

dothing the hoe banger 

taking a really ugly girls virginty

"man that girl is ugly"
"oh yeah! i dothing the hoe banger"

dothing the hoe banger by kristy November 14, 2003

Dothings 

a pair of pre-pubescent girl's boobs.

EX 1- Mark: Who are you texting?
Steve: My cousin.
Mark: Does your cousin have big boobs?
Steve: Sicko she's 11. She just has dothings.

EX 2- Pedophiles Anonymous Sponsor: What makes you sexually aroused by young girls?
Pedo: Their dothings.

Dothings by pinkg0ddess June 28, 2011

Doaning 

A form of procrastination in which you don't make a big decision due to lack of information on what the future might hold.

"I should've bought that new car but my job had me doaning."

Doaning by m4neet July 30, 2012

Dowaning

A person who has the inability to not make a joke that will offend a race or disability every ten seconds

There goes marcus Dowaning again.

Marcus "Racial slur"

Dowaning by Thelordofthegingers March 30, 2018