spambidextrous

word created by me back in the 90's


A) Something really amazing or shocking
B) Something you can use to reply to any question

Bill - I just got a brand new TVR Tuscan
Joe - Spambidextrous!!!

Bill - Hey mate are you ok?
Joe - Spambidextrous! You?

by Gandhiluv September 8, 2005

scambidextrous

An adjective describing someone who is highly expert at pulling just about any scam a person could imagine.

Until the Scammer in Chief came along, Rudy Giuliani, in his younger incarnation as the Mayor of NYC, long before his brain turned to mush, was considered the most covertly scambidextrous politician on the planet.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2023

slambidextrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand

being able to slam my ham with either hand makes me slambidextrous

by ungerwoo January 5, 2011

Sambidextrous

Sambidextrous

Semi ambidextrous

The ability to use either hand for certain tasks such as texting, clicking of the mouse, masturbation.

Chris- was it hard rubbing one off with a broken hand?

Mark- yea, but its ok. My left hand was really gentle when clicking my mouse.

Chris- ah, you had a stranger at the laptop. You're so sambidextrous.

by Overserge December 10, 2015

spankidextrous

The ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !

by smart pants guy October 11, 2013

Spamnidextrous

Able to eat spam with both hands.

Man i'm spamnidextrous.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

spankidextrous

The ability to "spank it" with either hand with equal proficiency

"Which hand do you use to spank it."

"Homie, I'm Spankidextrous! I can use either hand"

by Bdx1213 September 11, 2013