Cockgazing

The act in which one person surveys or observes another person's penis with a mesmerized look on their face!

This lame assclown Greg Stupakis/Stupidasskiss and I happened to be at a spa at the same time and I saw him cockgazing another mans penis and with drool running down his face, he claimed that he wasn't!

Cockgazing by AlphaQ26 August 27, 2019

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cockalingus

I Woman Sucking , fucking , licking , biting , stroking And fornicating with Cock .

Hey there Babe you wanta come over to mine and perform Cockalingus on me a while

cockalingus by Cuntry April 18, 2018

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Cockgazing • cockalingus • cockgang

cockgang

proper noun; an exclusive gang that has to do with all things with pretty and nice cocks i.e. cockroaches, cock chickens, cocks that you suck, cocks that cvm.

member 1: "ayyeee mann cockgang meeting today to discuss johns cock bro"
member 2: "oh damn everyone found out he has an ugly cock sheesh"
member 1: "yeah man its sad fr"
member 2: "frfr"
john: *cries*

cockgang by lemonnpieperson January 3, 2022

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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