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Smegmuffin 

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement
Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins
Smegmuffin by Fyfe August 30, 2003
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smegmuff 

When smegma gets stuck on your pubic hair and dries up.
I really need to wax the Smegmuff, it’s getting a bit knotty
smegmuff by Murphysmeg November 24, 2021

Smegmuffin 

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.
why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep
Smegmuffin by Kris September 1, 2003

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026