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AGOBLIN;- Is a secret goblin who spends most of his time hidden from view and personally enjoying him/herself. Although he/she could do something quite simple, like maintaining a lift, so that EVERYONE on every floor can get out to buy food and get back up to cook it - AGOBLIN DOES THE JOB! No ONLY that, he spends some time explaining to Landlords how important it is for tenants to be able to get food to eat, preferably EVERY day/night!
I haven't seen the AGOBLIN round here for some time, perchance he'll get round here early next week - I'm getting R E A L L Y hungry!
AGOBLIN by 1STFABARM May 21, 2019
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whats a goon to a goblin 

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage
and we dont want no problems, ok youre a goon whats a goon to a goblin

what's a goon to a goblin 

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage.
and we be steady mobbin. OK youre a goon, what's a goon to a goblin

Cold as a goblin's knob 

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle?

A Gargoyle is pimp shit when it comes to everything. He/she doesn't take shit, especially from goons or goblins. Is known to bust heads with no remorse.
What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle?

Not shit bro, I'm pimp shit.

happy as a goblin 

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."

Goon to a goblin 

Terell - “hey mike what’s up

Mike- “what’s a goon to a goblin