Spasm 

From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.

"Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?"
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".

Spasm by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

SPASM 

Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...

Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."

SPASM by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007

Spasm 

Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.

She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.

Spasm by Kwing October 29, 2009

spasm 

annoying, irritating, cause of distraction.

She is a spasm.

spasm by krizzia June 20, 2011

spasm 

When someone spazzes out when riding on a bus, causing them to orgasm.

"Hey, Jamie, look at that snake!"
"HAHAHA look at Jamie! He just totally spasmed!"

spasm by wasofine March 11, 2009

Spasm 

When a person (you know who you are) over exagerates their actions in order to get attention from their peers. For example, apon being shot with a mere 0.12 jule BB gun that person could scream out in pain and run away before returning only to be shot multipul times for a derranged form of pleasure.
People like this are also known as wordfucktardsword.

Dude, that fag keeps pissin' me off just so that I shoot him and he can pretend it hurt. I'm gonna get my machette and cut his legs off.

Spasm by Pikey May 15, 2003

spasm 

total wreck the head whom you dislike a large amount :

person 1: yeah well i dont think its any of your business if i pretend to have an eating problem to get attention and i steal other peoples love interests.

person 2: you spasm. go away.

spasm by ThatCatzGirl January 18, 2009