Gronkon 

The be a gronk individual.

“Go and gronkon u fucking gronk”

Gronkon by Bidwillboy2770 February 4, 2019

Rob Gronkowski 

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

Rob Gronkowski by RG87 December 31, 2011

gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.

That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.

gronkowski by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013

The Gronkowski Spike 

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration

Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

The Gronkowski Spike by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012

gronions 

green onions, chives, or scallions

Yo, can i get some gronions on my baked potato!?

gronions by MikeJ0nez March 19, 2008

Gronking 

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Gronking a department store mannequin leg.

Gronking by NUChickens December 17, 2011

Gronion 

Pronounced like onion with 'Gr' in front, and usually in the plural.

Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.

Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.

Ship's Doctor:

'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.

Sailor:

'Is there any cure?'

Ship's Doctor:

'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'

Gronion by Albert Woods September 27, 2007