shitcum 

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

shitcum by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

shitcum 

when your taking a shit but you get to horny and say fuck it im jerkin off and then you shit and cum at the same time

hey sam what are you doing rn?
oh nothing

hey sam wanna talk no im gonna shitcum

shitcum by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK February 3, 2023

shitsuma 

Is the name commonly referred to the car in My Summer Car.

FUCK my shitsuma broke again time to go to fletarrii.

shitsuma by Mysummercarisballs May 7, 2018

Shitcom 

A word used to describe all the really bad sitcoms that are coming out recently, which are usually just inferior clones of previous great sitcoms.

Man did you watch the shitcom Hope & Faith last night?

Shitcom by Alex V made this. June 23, 2004

shitbumps 

You have to take a crap so bad and because it's fully brewed it's pressing upon your sphincter. The skin on your entire body breaks out into goosebumps.

"We have to pull over, man. It's been 4 hours since we left and I have to take a dump so bad that I have shitbumps! See them?"

shitbumps by DOUGIELOVE March 7, 2010

shitbum 

lowlife, pond scum, dead-beat. Usually a unkempt male possessing many undesirable traits.

Don't trust him, that shitbum sold his father's funeral urn to buy a carton of cigarettes!

shitbum by Ted Casey January 27, 2005

shitbum 

a person who lacks the very basic skills of hygiene and posesses a propensity towards laziness and sloth. They tend to have an untidy appearance and have trouble maintaining gainful employment.

Myra had no other option than to divorce Chuck, because he was such a shitbum.

shitbum by dennis November 19, 2002