How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.
"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"
"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.