johns dad 

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.

Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad

johns dad by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018

daddy john 

daddy john is a person that is like a father figure that had left to go get the MILK and never came back he is loved by no one and is the town sad person

hey daddy john go suck yourself

daddy john by BIG-M chocolate milk February 27, 2022

Daddy John 

Daddy Johns Dilfs how loves Milfs they are usually Old white men from the south they are very hot and juicy

WOW IS THAT DADDY JOHN OMG I WANT HIM TO F**K ME SO BAD

Daddy John by Grussy November 28, 2022