obsequious 

To use excess flattery.
aka: kissing ass, aka: brown nosing

the brown nosed student frequently pleased his teachers with the use of obsequious compliments during oral intercourse.

obsequious by the misinformer May 13, 2005

obsequious 

To subject to or be put under for some form of servitude.

Also used ignorantly as a uniform all purpose adjective.

The teacher was very arduous and overbearing, thus making the students feel obsequious to her.

Yesterday I fell on this really obsequious nail, and now I have some really obsequious ttetanus and lockjaw. Its probably the last time I will skateboard in haunted houses.

obsequious by Dan the Rockstar July 18, 2006

obsequious 

of or relating to "salad"
synonyms: kinky, sexy, salad, cool, mangina... etc.

kamran: what are you up to jeremy?
Jeremy: oh im watching old greg
Kamran: how obsequious
jeremy: yes it is pretty salad
kamran: catch ya later brohemian rhapsody

obsequious by rockharddiewell January 27, 2009

obsequious 

To be so afraid of offending a megalomaniac president that you compete with fellow cabinet members to kiss the most ass.

The cabinet members were obsequious in their praise of the president.

obsequious by ObsequiousNerd June 12, 2017

Obsequious 

A person who "kiss-ass" to his/her boss. A person being subservient, despirate for attention and praise. Trying hard, self serving, egotistical maniac..

My obsequious co-worker reported gossip to our boss, now he faces the ire of everyone.

Obsequious by Trojan Virus August 12, 2018

obsequious 

A Latinate way of saying "soon-to-be-former Representative Daniel Lapinski".

"I was proud to support the COVID relief bill last week, which President Trump thankfully decided to sign yesterday," said Obsequious.

Obsequious got primaried and it was great.

Obsequious isn't a real Democrat

obsequious by Queen Buttrix December 29, 2020

obsequious ass licking fool 

A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.

There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.

obsequious ass licking fool by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023