The trashiest of lords. One who goes to
bed at 6am and wakes up at 7pm, probably in the same clothes from the previous night. Smells
like tequila,
bad pizza, and broken dreams. Doesn't shower or brush teeth - just febreezes the SHIT out of everything and eats a lot of tic tacs.
Will go to eat breakfast despite the fact that it is clearly nighttime. Probably consumed way too much shitty liquor the night previous. Absolutely ridiculous and disgusting.