Dick Mousse
"Jimmy was going to bat for the 3rd time, but all that came out was some dick mousse for Tina to eat."
Dick Mousse by Fluffytuff June 14, 2018
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mouse dick
A man who's penis is equal or smaller than one of a mouse. Usually people with the name "Markus" have a Mouse Dick.
"What's up mouse dick?"
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas; except mouse dick, that's for life!"
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas; except mouse dick, that's for life!"
mouse dick by Dicktionary1020 January 6, 2015
Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)