Tort 

Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.

After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.

Tort by E. D. M. February 28, 2009

Tort 

An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.

"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."

Tort by czvezda October 21, 2012

Tort 

A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.

Christian- Peter you Tort

Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT

Christian- You fucking tort.

Tort by DCONZ January 12, 2010

Tort 

Short for tortellini. Created By Mrs Berrigan's class advisory of 2020-2021.

Ima Tort; Jimmy Tort, Billy Tort, Suzzy Tort; I love tort. TORT TORT TORT!

Tort by FLYINGLLAMA8346 November 12, 2020

tort 

Short for "tortellini".

The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.

tort by DKLONE July 31, 2007

TORT 

WEED, GREENS, GANJA

Apeh helank tort utenk?

Down for some tort?

Tortneraaaaaaa!

TORT by TortMaster October 23, 2011

Tort 

A mean prostitute.

'That one's a total tort, she works a clip-joint!'

Tort by Londheart January 6, 2021