Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off
evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without
fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a
female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "
witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked
Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.
What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his
Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?