shweel 

a beautiful word created by none other than everyone's favorite newsie, ms spicer.

shweel? please ms spicer, get real. your choice in language makes me want to squeal.

shweel by msspicer January 8, 2018

Shweel 

Sh-w-ee-l (exclamation)
Expressing the sound of excitement or enthusiasm

Synonyms: eager, anticipate,excited, zing (informal)

Person 1: what was the name of the spacecraft in the apollo 11 mission?

Person 2: Saturn V SA-506

Person 1: Shweel!

Shweel by Staedtler Berol March 12, 2021

Shweel 

local usage in Southwest Florida, where "shweel" refers to the act of scavenging items left curbside after someone moves out or is evicted, and a "shweel pile" denotes the collection of such discarded items.

Did you see that badass painting at that shweel pile down the road?

Shweel by Eloel42069 May 30, 2025

Shweel 

Shweel is a term used in mainly south west Florida that describes the act of going through a pile of housing goods left on the side of the road after someone has been kicked out of their house or apartment

"That looks like a good shweel pile"
" hey you wanna smoke some crystal meth and go shweeling?"

"Here you want this 3 legged chair i found in a shweel pile "

Shweel by Eloel42069 September 27, 2025

Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?

If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!

Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

shweeping 

a. A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During a shweep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming.

b. A period of this form of rest.

c. A state of inactivity resembling or suggesting sleep; unconsciousness, dormancy, hibernation, or death.

Gregory didn't go to the Ceeps because he was shweeping.

shweeping by benjamindickie May 31, 2010

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

Shmeeloh by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016