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jashonjot 

A gay person who would say they would smash their mom just to be funny but end up grossing everyone out and somehow hangs out with people who he doesn’t even know names just because they are the coolest gang at school he wears way too much cologne and is ugly as fu**. If you see one notify your school immediately,
Sir I saw a jashonjot in the school.
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Jathonjoestar

Jathonjoestar is a popular 17 year old tiktoker from Michigan. His content is based off of a yellow m&m named Sanjay and his iPhone 1 explode ever 5 seconds. His wife is jathonsobsessivelover.
“Jathonjoestar is so hot”

“Bestie you need to go outside we miss you. You haven’t gone outside in months and have been stalking him. We’re concerned that you worship Jathonjoestar”
Jathonjoestar by yanoila February 20, 2021

jashanjot 

fuck me harder jashanjot
jashanjot by hairy nipple 69 June 21, 2018

Jasmanjot 

Girl 1: Look at the hotty there

Girl 2 :its jasmanjot he is so cute
Jasmanjot by jasmanjot November 18, 2021

jashanjot 

fuck me harder jashanjot
jashanjot by hairy nipple 69 June 21, 2018

Jasonjohnston 

The guy you caught fuckin a gelding in the ass when you were in foster care.
Jasonjohnston is a horse fucker.
Jasonjohnston by MEDU$A666 June 18, 2019

jathonjoestar

Jathonjoestar is a 17 year old tiktoker from michigan. His content include m&ms, using his super speed, and exploding randomly. His current spouse is jathonsobsessivelover. He has nearly 300k on tiktok
“Jathonjoestar is hot”

“Bestie you haven’t gone outside in months and we’re concerned due to the fact you have decided to cope with your constant loneliness by worshipping a tiktoker you think is your soulmate.
jathonjoestar by yanoila February 20, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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