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Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

Cundivator 

The Cundivator controller of the chaos engine, dissembler of information and to stop all logic in the known universe , a character from the modern day Dr Who Series. Set largely in Caridff (South Wales) and sometimes Raglen
The Dr tried to email Rose but was intercepted by the Cundivator,
Cundivator by aceinthehole3 June 26, 2009
The most legendary last name. If you have this last name you are the most lucky person in the whole world. Having this last name gives you the power of strength.
Billy: Wow it’s a Candiani!!!
Zack: yeah, I know I’m great
candiani by Run ZMC May 13, 2018
One of the most intelligent absolutely gorgeous woman you will ever meet. She is a combination of sassy, bossy, and stubborn. A loyal friend to those that prove they are just as loyal. Very protective of those she loves. She is level headed and trustworthy. Her beauty and awesome attitude leads to many wanting to be in her life and those that have been in her life once never want to be without her.
Candida is somebody that I will never forget, if I had to be left in the world with just one person I would chose her.

I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.
Candida by firefly2007 October 29, 2011

canivamo 

n. A canivamo is a person that pursues three or more women.
Guy 1: "Dude who the hell do you like? It seems like you switch from a different girl to another every city you visit!"
Guy 2: "Bro I'm torn between four women! They drive me cuhrazy!
Guy 1: "Fucking canivamo..."
canivamo by michael jackson's house December 17, 2008

candivore 

"Candy eater". An organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of candy and sweet foods made with sugar or syrup combined with fruit, chocolate, or nuts.
She's a candivore during the holidays, eating all of the cookies and chocolates that were given as gifts.
candivore by bigdoggirl December 24, 2013