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BillyWagon

BandWagoning to an extreme extent. The person on the billywagon is known to bandwagon players or teams who break records or win championships in their respective sport. He usually brags or boasts about the player who is having current success. He goes out and buy the jersey of the players and claims he has always liked them when everybody knows the truth he really hasnt and claims the jersey is hot and that everbody else is jelous (even if you own 3 times as many jerseys as him) but we all know its ugly. He usually rides their dick hard too!
Billwagoner: i have always liked Ladainian Tomlinson
Person#1: stfu, get off the billywagon!

LIST OF THINGS BILLYWAGONED:
Chiefs (went 13-0 in 2003)
Peyton Manning: set a nfl record of 49tds in 2004
Colts: just happens to be the team peyton manning is on
Cadillac Willams: first rookie to rush for 100 yards in his first three games.
Buccanneers: just happens to be Cadillac WIlliams team
WhiteSox: won the world series in 2005
Cardinals: won the world series in 2006
Shaun Alexander: nfl record of 28 tds in 2005
Ladainian Tomlinson: nfl record of 31 tds(and still going) in 2006
Albert Pujols: started off a hot season in 2006 til injury
Villanova Wildcats: went to ncca final 4, also went out and bought shirts and videogame because of this
Philadelphia soul: no1 fuckin knows lol AFL IS GAY!
Cole Hammels: pitcher sent up from minors to phillies
Edgerrin James: just happened to be on Peyton Manning's team
Ravens: the had a great defense in 04 and wat do u kno heres come billywagoner on thier dick!
BillyWagon by I HATE BANDWAGONERS December 12, 2008

Ballywagged 

Absolutely fucked in every sense of the word
A: Hey man how’s the head today? You were absolutely ballywagged last night!

B: I know, I had 17 double vodkas! I woke up in bed with my shoes on and nothing else.

A: whats ever happened with you and that guy from the bar the other night?
B: Dont remind me, we ballywagged whilst ballywagged. I had to get the morning after pill!
Ballywagged by Smokeandflames December 28, 2019

bellswag 

A bellend that looks like a mushroom used as an insult
You are such a bellswag
You have a bellswag
Go suck a bellswag
bellswag by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

bellswagger 

The result of unfulilled arousal, whence the bell-end remains after the shaft is long since bereft
"Having defiled Jackie unsatisfactorially, Alan was left with bellswagger like a giant over-ripe strawberry"

lollyswag 

to actually have more fun than expected; rather than thinking you're gonna have a shitty ass night.
damn i thought this party was wack but we all actually had lollyswag tonight
lollyswag by Basedgod Shaun December 24, 2012

ballswagga

A smooth and steady ballsack that goes with the flow.
Dude that guys got the ballswagga!!
ballswagga by FrontlineLjt96 August 16, 2009