BandWagoning to an extreme extent. The person on the billywagon is known to bandwagon players or teams who break records or win championships in their respective sport. He usually brags or boasts about the player who is having current success. He goes out and buy the jersey of the players and claims he has always liked them when everybody knows the truth he really hasnt and claims the jersey is hot and that everbody else is jelous (even if you own 3 times as many jerseys as him) but we all know its ugly. He usually rides their dick hard too!

Billwagoner: i have always liked Ladainian Tomlinson
Person#1: stfu, get off the billywagon!

LIST OF THINGS BILLYWAGONED:
Chiefs (went 13-0 in 2003)
Peyton Manning: set a nfl record of 49tds in 2004
Colts: just happens to be the team peyton manning is on
Cadillac Willams: first rookie to rush for 100 yards in his first three games.
Buccanneers: just happens to be Cadillac WIlliams team
WhiteSox: won the world series in 2005
Cardinals: won the world series in 2006
Shaun Alexander: nfl record of 28 tds in 2005
Ladainian Tomlinson: nfl record of 31 tds(and still going) in 2006
Albert Pujols: started off a hot season in 2006 til injury
Villanova Wildcats: went to ncca final 4, also went out and bought shirts and videogame because of this
Philadelphia soul: no1 fuckin knows lol AFL IS GAY!
Cole Hammels: pitcher sent up from minors to phillies
Edgerrin James: just happened to be on Peyton Manning's team
Ravens: the had a great defense in 04 and wat do u kno heres come billywagoner on thier dick!

BillyWagon by I HATE BANDWAGONERS December 12, 2008

Related Words

bollyswag • BillyWagon • bollywog • ballswagga • Ballywagged • bellswag • bellswagger • Bellywagon • BollyWand • bollywasher

Ballywagged

Absolutely fucked in every sense of the word

A: Hey man how’s the head today? You were absolutely ballywagged last night!

B: I know, I had 17 double vodkas! I woke up in bed with my shoes on and nothing else.

A: whats ever happened with you and that guy from the bar the other night?
B: Dont remind me, we ballywagged whilst ballywagged. I had to get the morning after pill!

Ballywagged by Smokeandflames December 28, 2019

bellswag

A bellend that looks like a mushroom used as an insult

You are such a bellswag
You have a bellswag
Go suck a bellswag

bellswag by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

bellswagger

The result of unfulilled arousal, whence the bell-end remains after the shaft is long since bereft

"Having defiled Jackie unsatisfactorially, Alan was left with bellswagger like a giant over-ripe strawberry"

bellswagger by Roscoe Brownting March 1, 2008

lollyswag

to actually have more fun than expected; rather than thinking you're gonna have a shitty ass night.

damn i thought this party was wack but we all actually had lollyswag tonight

lollyswag by Basedgod Shaun December 24, 2012

ballswagga

A smooth and steady ballsack that goes with the flow.

Dude that guys got the ballswagga!!

ballswagga by FrontlineLjt96 August 16, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026