bollywasher

A large-sized marble (toy), typically 20mm or more. In Liverpool, a corruption of 'bottle washer'; the combination of spherical glass stopper and rubber washer used to seal a Codd Bottle which was designed specifically for carbonated drinks. Children smashed the bottles to retrieve the marbles.

Ay soft-lad! You can't play a cats-eye with a ordinary marble - you have to play another cats-eye or a bollywasher.

by Heurrgh July 11, 2018

ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.

hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.

by aragorn February 16, 2004

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.

That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.

by jody November 15, 2003

Ballwasher

One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly

"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."

by Jim T January 6, 2004

Bellybashers

A pair of knickers so big and unsexy that you could never dream of pulling on a night out. Typically these huge knickers cover your whole belly and your arse cheeks.

Stacey “I’m so excited for this night out, I’ve got my best underwear on, I’m so going to pull”

Caroline “you’ve got no chance with those bellybashers on, they’re hanging!”

by Fflech August 7, 2018

ballwasher

This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.

"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"

"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"

by Dark Lord Kyuss February 23, 2004

Bellywasher

Any liquid that can be consumed, with pleasure, in large amounts. Once consumed, the belly makes sloshing noises...like a washing machine.

Those cookies would go well with a bellywasher of milk.
I’ll have a brat and a bellywasher of beer.

by TheJarlequin April 21, 2020