Bob: Yo! You’ve been staring at that girl all night. Go talk to her already!
John: Nah, it’s all good. She’s not my type anyway.
Bob: Bruh, you’re such a fucking dicktitty!!
Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.
A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.
It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!
"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"