desktopper 

A student or teacher who hates their life, and cannot become a stripper in the club so they become a stripper in the classroom.

Today I walked past my next class, and I saw a new found desktopper.

desktopper by SantaTheHoeHoeHoe December 20, 2016

desktoped 

When your desktop freezes while watching porn, causing you to quickly yank out the power cord.

Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down.

He got desktoped earlier by his parents. He had the computer cord in one hand and his boner in the other.

desktoped by SockLoyal123 April 25, 2014

desktoperv

1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.

2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)

1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!

Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!

GIRL: PERV!

2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!

desktoperv by Sarukris January 13, 2011