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Cunt Ruffle

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A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.
"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"

"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
by Sibamos June 11, 2006
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Cunt Ruffle

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Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
by Hey Jack November 27, 2016
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Cumtruffle

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When you jack off to food porn and your cum seems gourmet.
Richard: Where were you yesterday?
Kevin: Bro I had a cumtruffle.
by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019
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Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.
When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!
by Advil April 7, 2004
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cuntmuffler

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jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017
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contruffled

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When you are so confused that you feel troubled.
Teacher: hey how is your homework going?
Student: I don’t know I feel contruffled
by Christinobug September 9, 2022
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cuntfuffle

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When you are in a bit of a fuffle but also a cunt - Cuntfuffle

Example “Sarah is a stoned cunt and Amy is high on morphine cunt together their conversations were Cuntfuffled”
We are right cuntfuffled!!!!
by Samey November 25, 2022
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