poolp 

Response to something ridiculous, or perhaps embarassing.

Can be a way of saying "I'll never do that", or "that sounds stupid."

Can also be used as an expression of surprise or to break a moment of silence.

Best used on the spur of the moment, when it feels necessary.

"Hey, let's go watch 'Adventure of the Action Hunters'"

"Poolp!"

poolp by Scott. February 1, 2005

Poolp 

A literal pool of poop

Jake: Yo, dude, wanna jump in the new poolp my dad installed?

Joe: Damn, dude, have been wanting to be in a poolp all my life!

Poolp by poolp.org_manager November 1, 2020

Birthing Poolp 

When a lady gets in a pool or a tub with her lady friend to give birth and shits in the water. Sometimes referred to as “two girls one poop.”

My wife Jenn was in the birthing Poolp (formerly known as our garden tub) in labor and her and her friend were just splashing around in the poop waiting for the baby to swim out.

Birthing Poolp by Coolmedian May 31, 2018

Pool Schnaupping 

The act of starting a pool party at a house that does not belong to you without the owner's knowledge or consent. You may or may not know the owner of the pool.

1st Person: I'm so bored
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks

Pool Schnaupping by King Schnaupper June 12, 2020

Pool Noodling 

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

Pool Noodling by FunP4President December 3, 2022

infinity gene pool 

When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.

I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.

infinity gene pool by Getthelintout January 21, 2023

Tinshein Swimming Pool 

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Tinshein Swimming Pool by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012