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Definitions by Coolmedian

Muddy Unicorn 

When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.
The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
Muddy Unicorn by Coolmedian June 12, 2018

Birthing Poolp 

When a lady gets in a pool or a tub with her lady friend to give birth and shits in the water. Sometimes referred to as “two girls one poop.”
My wife Jenn was in the birthing Poolp (formerly known as our garden tub) in labor and her and her friend were just splashing around in the poop waiting for the baby to swim out.
Birthing Poolp by Coolmedian May 31, 2018