Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom
(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)
Dude #2: Aftershit!
Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand
(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)
Dude #2: Aftershit!
Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand
by Theunknown man March 3, 2009
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The term used to explain the smell of the bathroom when you walk in after someone has taken a shit....
by Kamo28 January 23, 2018
Get the Aftershit mug.An uncommon phenomenon that occurs after taking a normal shit, then hanging out on the can do to relief or for the sheer stench of it. After no less than a minute (or more) later, unexpectedly taking another shit (usually lesser than the first).
This phenomenon is similar in theory to what a woman experiences as the afterbirth.
This phenomenon is similar in theory to what a woman experiences as the afterbirth.
An Aftershit must be separate from the original shit by at least 60 seconds to be considered a true Aftershit.
Delayed shitting do to constipation and continual shitting do to diarrhea are not considered true "Aftershits"
Delayed shitting do to constipation and continual shitting do to diarrhea are not considered true "Aftershits"
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Positive Valence (The "High"): Mediated by the parasympathetic nervous system, specifically the stimulation of the vagus nerve (N.Vagus), leading to a transient drop in blood pressure and a sensation of psychological "lightness" or euphoria.
Negative Valence (The "Low"): Characterized by sensory over-stimulation, olfactory-triggered disgust, or autonomic instability, resulting in irritability or a perceived state of "impurity."
Restorative Rituals: The transition of attitude toward a "clean" baseline through showering and smell mitigation, functionally separating the individual from their biological output.
Positive Valence (The "High"): Mediated by the parasympathetic nervous system, specifically the stimulation of the vagus nerve (N.Vagus), leading to a transient drop in blood pressure and a sensation of psychological "lightness" or euphoria.
Negative Valence (The "Low"): Characterized by sensory over-stimulation, olfactory-triggered disgust, or autonomic instability, resulting in irritability or a perceived state of "impurity."
Restorative Rituals: The transition of attitude toward a "clean" baseline through showering and smell mitigation, functionally separating the individual from their biological output.
"Hey." She managed voice cracking. Ted's aftershit, citrus and cedar, nearly drown out the of Karen's lavender perfume and purple hyacinth in her office.
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Get the Aftershit mug.i remember back in college Brenda would get with anyone. Some guy wife'd her up I heard I. wonder if he knows she's a Afterthot?
by Ms millz July 4, 2015
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