A person obsessed with all things yarn. They always have something yarn related on them. They are usually multi-craftual. (Knit, Crochet, Weave) With interest more in the yarn itself verse what is made with it. They often hoard yarn that is very expensive just because they like the yarn.

A yarnie knows the fiber content of all 300 hanks of yarn in their stash.

Yarnie by Humble Acres October 8, 2019

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Yawnia

The enchanted land of talking creatures, magic, adventure, double entendres, and metrosexual ambiguityland in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". A politically incorrect version of Narnia with creatures like Mr. Numbnuts the Faun, Skeppy the Bosche Kangaroo and the Scouse Beaver, And of course, the bootylicious White Bitch. Haslet the Smoked Pork Lion is all that stands between the Bitch and Yawnia.

'...you will meet a scent-whore who will guide you.’
Lacy clapped her hands in delight.
‘You mean a creature that is half man half horse?’ she asked excitedly, as this was her first trip to Yawnia.

Yawnia by Pedrosa von Beagle November 16, 2006

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yawning

yawning

a stretchy breathe.

f: are you tired?
s: NO IM JUST YAWNING BECAUSE MY MOUTH WANTS TO DO A STRETCHY BREATHE

yawning by sarahue November 10, 2019

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Cell Yawning

The unexplained urge one gets to use or play with their cell phone when watching another person utilizing theirs.

While waiting for our lunch order, Sarah took out her phone to check her texts. Cell yawning occurred and soon we all had to follow suit.

Cell Yawning by ALWAYS4UDI January 3, 2009

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