wonderen 

1. Wonderen is an American slang derivative of the word "wondering."

It cant be used as follows:

I'ze jiss wonderen wassup wittchu t-day?

aka (or)

I was just wonderen what's going on with you today?

wonderen by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

van Wonderen 

The Van Wonderen's are one of the most influential families, originally from the Netherlands. The term Van Wonderen is often associated with richness and fame, though is sometimes linked to the infamous mob gang of Van Wonderen's in 1938, a part of a defining period in Dutch history.

'That guy looks extremely handsome, he must be a Van Wonderen!'

or

'Better not argue with that guy, he looks like he could be a Van Wonderen.'

van Wonderen by Smelly Cat July 5, 2008

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario

i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

wondering willy by pullmycard May 25, 2008

wondering what to wear 

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

wondering what to wear by fish_dicks March 1, 2023

Cheesy Balls of Wonderment 

An affectionate term used to describe the "Ultimate Cheese" branded snacks that you get from Kroger stores. They are unlike anything man has ever experienced.

"Yo baby, what's up?"..."not much, hun...just sitting on the couch watching a movie with a bag of Cheesy Balls of Wonderment. Life is gooood."

Cheesy Balls of Wonderment by c@pper March 27, 2009