weinerac 

a man or woman who is completly absesed with penis, that everything that they say has something to do with penis

man all day all i can think about is penis all the time its penis, penis, penis. bro your a weinerac

weinerac by lovinlust24 September 5, 2011

winerack 

a special rack designed to hold wine bottles

Tayolr: "i just bought this amazing winerack, it looks so awesome"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"

winerack by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Weinercondriac 

A man imagining an ailment pertaining to his weiner that doesn't exist.

The man who thought his otherwise healthy weiner was diseased or distressed was a weinercondriac

Weinercondriac by Orangedrummer23 February 10, 2015

weinerschmack 

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.

Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.

weinerschmack by BunSeam September 11, 2007

weinerface 

n: one who is totally not cool, quite lame, and basically sucks at life. Not having an appendix is a sure fire way to be called a weinerface. Also, enjoying male genitalia, homosexuality, and weiner shaped heads will also qualify you as a weinerface.

Steve, you are such a weinerface!

weinerface by rordawg99 October 2, 2006

weinerface 

a person who expresses themselves as a full out weiner. this person has sudden urges to take part in weiner activities and usually runs around saying the word weiner. they cannot resist the word weiner or anything involving weiners.

Tj was being such a weinerface so i killed him.

weinerface by smittayyy December 8, 2010

weinercepted 

When you go on a date and another guy/girl hooks up with your date.

Hey, that guy Luke is a real dick. I went out with that blonde with the big tits to Rocko’s....and he weinercepted her.

weinercepted by UrbanHulk October 28, 2018