wazzerk 

A wazzerk is a colloquial term used in Lancashire for a sheep's head. Sheep are considered to be quite stupid as they are known to follow blindly the sheep in front of it. Therefore someone who is acting like a brainless idiot or a pillock could be called a wazzerk in Lancashire. Alternative spelling is wazzock. In 1981 Tony Capstick released a humorous single called 'Capstick Comes Home' where we here the word wazzerk being used.

Don't be so stupid you parrot-faced spawny eyed wazzerk.

Stop acting like a wazzerk.

wazzerk by Bolton Cowboy November 6, 2015

wazzark 

Derogatory term for a total idiot or imbecile. Of Northern English origin.

George Bush? Total wazzark if you ask me...

wazzark by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

wazzer 

Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick

1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"

wazzer by Collers February 6, 2008

wazzer name

wazzername = whats her name

bob: whos she?
rob: oo...erm...u know! wazzer name...Pamela!

wazzer name by patrick72 October 21, 2005

never-wazzer 

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.

On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...

never-wazzer by bluejeanne April 29, 2010

Wazzer 

An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.

Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.

Wazzer by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009

Take a wazzer 

Slang for "Urinate"

"Pause the tape for a minute. I gotta take a wazzer."

Take a wazzer by Doc Evil July 24, 2003