twatist
twatist is a person who likes nothing better of a evening than inspecting and drooling over a ladies love tunnel
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Twatster
Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.
John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.
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twatitosis
When an odor resembling cod emanates from a female's crotch area. Individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell.
twatitosis by peachykeeny708 May 18, 2007
twatistic
a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006
Twatiest
Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."
Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."
Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."
Twatiest by rames royce April 14, 2011
Twatisaurus
A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.
A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.
2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
Twatisaurus by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011