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toposting 

Pronunciation: toe-post-ing
Verb.

For use on forums.

For someone to be toposting it means that they write epically long posts not answering the topic at hand, but subliminally assuring some sort of higher knowledge than the rest of the members.
The fact is that the subject of, "racism" is both simple and complex. I even had to put the word into quotes since the root of the problem is that nobody can seem to quite agree on what the word even means and, when they do come up with a conceptualized notion of it, their thinking is so, knee-jerk and shallow that the notion of serious consideration of the subject is overshadowed by the hysteria
But, just because you need ways to differentiate between people and things doesn't mean you have to raise the labling to a level of mindless hysteria.

-Dude, WTF? We asked what the borderline between racism and stereotyping is! Stop Toposting damn it!
toposting by CTV June 25, 2008
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Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.
As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'

Tooting your own vuvuzela 

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."
Tooting by lathsc January 9, 2020

French Toasting 

Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.
BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!
French Toasting by sockbanana January 31, 2016

Tooting Handshake 

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
Tooting Handshake by adamandfiona January 24, 2010

tooting your own dick 

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.
Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
tooting your own dick by G.andy18 February 28, 2017