titwad 

An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.

"John went for a smoke of hash down the copshop last night."
"What a fuckin titwad!"

titwad by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

titwad 

1. a common insult, similar to dickwad
2. quite literally a wad of tits or large grouping of nipples

"God, Juicy J is such a titwad"

titwad by sail10694 October 3, 2013

twitwad 

A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.

He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!

twitwad by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

tizwad 

On edge, jittery on the outside. All balled up on the inside

I woke up in a tizwad thinking about what I did last night

tizwad by kywoman October 23, 2009

Titwankability 

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.

'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'

Titwankability by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007

titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

titwank by titwanker April 10, 2003

titwa 

a vagina. the word originated on a cold Friday night in late December when the words cha-cha and twat were said a the same time to someone on the phone therefore creating the word.

molly:ambyr shoves vegetables up her twat
deanna(said at the same time as twat): cha-cha
Leo:did you just say titwa???

titwa by htfdcgjbdeefv January 7, 2009