three pack 

When three different couples all have sex in the same room

Linda, Cathy, and Rach are all down to three pack tonight.

three pack by faullafalla girl 1123758 November 10, 2015

three pack 

Three kids by three different men--said of a woman.

Whoa, she brought her whole three pack!

three pack by kangsheng July 29, 2021

three pack bonanza 

Shrink wrapped package of three older pornographic magazines. Black shrink wrap prevents seeing what magazines you are getting. Usually found in cheap liqour stores.

"I am the keeper of the three pack bonanza"

three pack bonanza by Big_Dan May 25, 2006

three packets short of a fun dip 

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).

I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!

three packets short of a fun dip by J-Tro May 12, 2016

smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.

Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day

smokes three packs a day by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

packet of three

UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.

"Nothing I can get you, ma'am? Tea? Coffee? Packet of three..?" - Rimmer, Red Dwarf

packet of three by Rob T Firefly May 18, 2010

packet of three

a speed ball, the heroin is wrapped in one packet, the cocaine is wrapped in the second packet, and they are wrapped together with a rectangular paper "junky fold", with one end fitting into another.

"You got the stuff on you?"
"Yeah, I got it planted, in a junky fold, a packet of three"
(credited to William S. Burroughs)

packet of three by clarie April 24, 2008