teetotal 

teetotal: to not drink alcohol at all
teetotaller: someone who doesn't drink alcohol.

someone who does not drink at all usually for health, religious or personal reasons. not just because they are short on cash or their wife pokes them good in the eye with a broom for coming home drunk.

ray: want a beer?
owen: nope, I'm teetotal
everyone: NO WAY!

teetotal by owen ling August 5, 2005

teetotal 

someone too awesome to be slowed down by alcohol consumption!

What is so different about that girl?
She's teetotal man!
I best be changin my ways then.

teetotal by sXeKenzie April 16, 2011

teetotal 

Someone who has once drunk alcohol to excess habitually, sooner or later, unless that person wants to be dependent on alcohol all thier life, will need to give it up completely. When they do, they usually need to abstain from alcohol for THE REST OF THIER LIFE. This person is called teetotal.

Doug is teetotal. He once drunk lots of booze just to forget who he was. Drinking lots of booze can be fantastically brilliant, but the downside is that you never get anything done.

teetotal by newbornbombing January 4, 2008

teetotaled 

teetotaled - abruptly forced into a life of teetotalism (complete abstinence from alcohol) due to health issues such as sudden allergic reactions or disease.

"I used to enjoy red wine with every dinner, until I was teetotaled in my mid 20's by a severe allergy."

teetotaled by Bgoof June 29, 2006

teetotaler 

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.

Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!

teetotaler by Tortuga July 8, 2004

teetotaller 

a person who does not drink any alcohol

"jane is a teetotaller... how does she manage her mom?"

teetotaller by lauren August 30, 2003

Teetotalitarian

A person who is both a teetotaler (someone who doesn't drink) and who has a totalitarian way of viewing the world (dictatorial, requiring complete subservience). Rather like a vegan who preaches to others they should do the same

Mate1: How did that chat with the new date go?

Mate 2: She seemed great until she dropped the teetotalitarian bombshell. Not content with being a teetotaler, she went on to suggest I should give up my modest drinking as it did her ex no favours!

Mate 1: Wow, that's a bit control freaky isn't it? Is she expecting all her new bfs to comply with her little teetotalitarian dictatorship?

Mate 2: It sure kinda feels that way sometimes with teetotalers!

Teetotalitarian by ViceManAndy January 20, 2020