tealwood

premium grade wood from the western alaskan native tealwood tree. normally an unassuming piece of wood, if chopped/sliced into smaller pieces tealwood is an extremely potent hallucinogen.

historically used by the native alaskan inuit peoples for medical purposes. tealwood uses as a hallucinogen was generally unheard of until being imported into seattle in 2002 in large portions. tealwood use is rapidly spreading across the county and is becoming popular on the east coast with a large tealwood user base forming in the NJ, PA, NY tristate area.

there are currently no laws against tealwood use in the US but several state legislatures are moving to make its usages illegal. tealwood prices range from $25-50 per block based on the size of the block. go out and try it.

i am so messed up on this tealwood right now.

tealwood by yoyoyoyo July 17, 2007

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Mohican Teakwood

A beautiful auburn tinged tree that originated in the upper tidal Hudson River Valley. Known for being exceptionally strong and great material for creating furniture. It is revered for having a lustrous gleam on the bark, and botanists agree that it is one of the most revered types of tree.

Nathan: Let's take a trip to the Hudson River, I heard the Mohican Teakwood forests look beautiful this time of year.
Tyler: I'd love to, I've always wanted a chance to see them in person.

Mohican Teakwood by TomNook378 June 15, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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