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premium grade wood from the western alaskan native tealwood tree. normally an unassuming piece of wood, if chopped/sliced into smaller pieces tealwood is an extremely potent hallucinogen.

historically used by the native alaskan inuit peoples for medical purposes. tealwood uses as a hallucinogen was generally unheard of until being imported into seattle in 2002 in large portions. tealwood use is rapidly spreading across the county and is becoming popular on the east coast with a large tealwood user base forming in the NJ, PA, NY tristate area.

there are currently no laws against tealwood use in the US but several state legislatures are moving to make its usages illegal. tealwood prices range from $25-50 per block based on the size of the block. go out and try it.
i am so messed up on this tealwood right now.
tealwood by yoyoyoyo July 17, 2007
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Mohican Teakwood 

A beautiful auburn tinged tree that originated in the upper tidal Hudson River Valley. Known for being exceptionally strong and great material for creating furniture. It is revered for having a lustrous gleam on the bark, and botanists agree that it is one of the most revered types of tree.
Nathan: Let's take a trip to the Hudson River, I heard the Mohican Teakwood forests look beautiful this time of year.
Tyler: I'd love to, I've always wanted a chance to see them in person.
Mohican Teakwood by TomNook378 June 15, 2023
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