tard stick 

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter

The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.

tard stick by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008

Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor 

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

Tardstick 

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

Tardstick by erbilohcan June 2, 2018

Turdstick 

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.

Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.

Turdstick by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017

tardstick 

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

tardstick by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

turdstick 

a shit log

i just let a huge sturdstick loose. i hope it didnt clog the toilet.

turdstick by hairymonkey July 20, 2003