1: Someone who makes up pointless words,
and then defines them with esoteric references and
obscenities.
2: Someone who attempts
sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
1: "For making this
definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I
believe it was worth it."
2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll
excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."