someone who is stupid and also a loser,
therefore making them a
stupid loser.
Patty
looked like such a stoozer when she bragged about her
imaginary boyfriend.
A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it
originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really
smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a
photograph amongst other things.
'That was a Stoomer of a goal'