stoat 

Scots slang, meaning to wander around aimlessly.

"I was just stoating aboot the toon"

stoat by Sirius1982 April 28, 2008

Stoat 

Stoats (Scientific name: Mustela erminea) ara small carnivorous mammals of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter. They are the most badass animals ever and can totally fold anything with only like 2% of their power. Don't let a Stoat catch you talking shit because they'll unleash their wrath upon you.

"Dude Stoats are so awesome"

"I know right?"

Stoat by Sunflower Man March 9, 2021

Stoat 

Animal that you did not know existed until you played Inscryption.

"Why does the stoat have a square head?"

Stoat by CoolFlamingo January 31, 2022

stoat 

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !

stoat by Alan March 20, 2005

stoat 

verb.- to be the apex or the pinnacle of something.
to put your claim or mark on territoy or items.

adv.- "stoaty"- to be the best at something

stoat- I got a couple of fine bitches to put my stoat on.

stoaty- I'm a stoaty G.

stoat by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

stoat 

to be ugly, unattractive.

OMG, he is a total stoat.
In this outfit, I feel like a total stoat.

stoat by summersun April 3, 2009

stoat 

A useless embarrasment to the world. They can usually be identified as having large beards and most often seen around transport facilities e.g. bus depots, railways stations, bus depots etc.
The term veg can also be used to describe them.

"Oh that Andrew is a right stoat look at him!"

stoat by yr05itisme December 11, 2008