stoat

Scots slang, meaning to wander around aimlessly.

"I was just stoating aboot the toon"

by Sirius1982 April 28, 2008

Stoat

Stoats (Scientific name: Mustela erminea) ara small carnivorous mammals of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter. They are the most badass animals ever and can totally fold anything with only like 2% of their power. Don't let a Stoat catch you talking shit because they'll unleash their wrath upon you.

"Dude Stoats are so awesome"

"I know right?"

by Sunflower Man March 9, 2021

Stoat

Animal that you did not know existed until you played Inscryption.

"Why does the stoat have a square head?"

by CoolFlamingo January 31, 2022

stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !

by Alan March 20, 2005

stoat

verb.- to be the apex or the pinnacle of something.
to put your claim or mark on territoy or items.

adv.- "stoaty"- to be the best at something

stoat- I got a couple of fine bitches to put my stoat on.

stoaty- I'm a stoaty G.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

stoat

to be ugly, unattractive.

OMG, he is a total stoat.
In this outfit, I feel like a total stoat.

by summersun April 3, 2009

stoat

A useless embarrasment to the world. They can usually be identified as having large beards and most often seen around transport facilities e.g. bus depots, railways stations, bus depots etc.
The term veg can also be used to describe them.

"Oh that Andrew is a right stoat look at him!"

by yr05itisme December 11, 2008