Stoat

Stoats (Scientific name: Mustela erminea) ara small carnivorous mammals of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter. They are the most badass animals ever and can totally fold anything with only like 2% of their power. Don't let a Stoat catch you talking shit because they'll unleash their wrath upon you.

"Dude Stoats are so awesome"

"I know right?"

by Sunflower Man March 10, 2021

Stoat

Animal that you did not know existed until you played Inscryption.

"Why does the stoat have a square head?"

by CoolFlamingo January 31, 2022

Stoat

v.tr. To copulate animalistically in a garden. Like bunny-fucking but with sharper claws.

And if everyone does why aren't we in the garden rutting like stoats at all times?

by Michael White April 22, 2004

Stoat

A stoat is an ugly animal that fucks its own young before they can leave the net. Similar to a tiprat. Use to describe your mates.

You filthy stoat!
Get away from me stoat!
Bad stoat!

by Davo G April 28, 2005

stoat

Scots slang, meaning to wander around aimlessly.

"I was just stoating aboot the toon"

by Sirius1982 April 28, 2008

Stoating

Scottish slang - used to describe something brilliant, or refering to someone as having skills

"...he picked up three chicks last night, that boy's stoating..."

Matt: Got us front row seats for that game!
Alex: Stoating!

by Skreebles September 21, 2011

stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !

by Alan March 21, 2005