spudnick 

An adjective to describe an idiot/ moron

Paul: “The earth is flat.”
Jake: “No it isn’t, spudnick.”

spudnick by Huehuepoopoo February 15, 2018

Spudrick 

Derived from the word "Spud" meaning potato, Spudrick is a name given to someone who you believe to be incapable of simple tasks.

Hey how did you mess that up you Spudrick

or

What a Spudrick

Spudrick by iGotALottaNADS May 14, 2015

spudnucker 

Fuckers from Idaho.

I can't believe that spudnucker son of a bitch spilled sour cream on my best golfing slacks.

spudnucker by pachume December 6, 2021

chud spudnik 

ass streatching russian space potato

That hutzba is a real chud spudnik

chud spudnik by Chud spudnik March 20, 2018

Sputnick 

Is the act of the male placing his genitalia between the toilet seat and bowl and then having the seat slamed down.

Martin walked into the bathroom and decided to sputnick himself as a form of punishment for felching his girlfiends mother.

Sputnick by Gio April 21, 2004

Spudnik 

One of the original Spudniks later retired and now works as ShamWow's bodyguard at the Rocket-Miner Newspaper.

Spudnik would never let anything happen to ShamWow.

Spudnik by Rocket ShamWow January 14, 2010

Maurice Spednick 

definition and background: from the Latin: Hoardus Retardus: When one hoards much of an item and sequentially makes use of none of it

When Eric, the faker, collected 500 oranje juice cartons and drank a mere 2 cartons, Ari, the ugliest kid ever, said that at the moment he was very Maurice Mednick.

Maurice Spednick by Jumpin Jax Well September 5, 2004